Confessions of an idle mind

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Of peace, love and rocknroll!

So it turns out that giving great speeches qualifies you for the Nobel prize. Obama's win makes the Nobel Prize less credible than the Razzies and as credible as the vote for homecoming queen.

I finally moved into a new apartment!! Now I don't have to deal with crazy-nympho-who-loves-to-cyber-but-doesn't-know-what-"doing it"-actually-involves/psycho-emo-who-thinks-he-is-a-vampire-and-hears-"voices"/weird-lesbo-chick/boy-with-no-balls. Plus, my new place is actually nice.

I met the funniest, most cynical, bitter, and charming man who ever lived! It was like meeting a confident Woody Allen. He thinks PETA stands for People who eat Tasty Animals, he doesn't really think any actor is worth the money spent on buying tickets/dvds but his favorite actress is 'some porn actress', and he wishes everybody was as 'engaging to watch' as George Bush. He thinks my 'indian accent' is more interesting than his 'stupid brooklyn accent.' He says that I stereotype him because I call him a hermit for not having a TV in his house. ever. I miss him.

AND *drum roll*..... I am going this Sunday, to watch, the vocalist of the greatest rock band ever !!!! Thank you S, for the best gift I could ever get. :) Now you just need to pray that Ian Anderson doesn't ask me to meet him backstage. :P